currently testing whether redbull energy drink is the really the life/energy-giving potion that i need it to be…

met some frens tadi for dinner after. meeting was fun, was smth i needed. aimlesss chatter, silent amusements to each others’ antics. i need regular doses of this. i also need regular doses of sanity. to keep me from doing stuff i shouldnt do. i need a massage too. the base of neck, shoulders, all those area situ situ, have been aching so much these days.
why do god give us muscles in areas of our body that we cant reach to knead them when they sore? leceh benar.
was crossing the road frm the primemart with my precious redbulls. i watched the headlights of the coming car gets larger and blinding as the distance between us narrowed… as i waited by the curb for the speeding car to pass i thought yellow lights in dark surroundings are enchanting eh… i bet half of those hit and run accidents that occur in the middle of the night were intentional.
its inviting really, to take a deep breath and leap into the unsuspecting coming traffic… den POW! drop dead. (think ‘final destination’) of course, ideally you want to terus die from the first instance of impact. if you have to be mangled in slow agony and writhing in excruciating pain with like, your limbs lacerated off and tercampak somewhere…and your intentines happily fermenting in the outside air for the first time and kissing the tarred road…(and dun even let me get started on the skull and brain matter)…the whole slow death thing…well, then that just made the whole fun-leap-into-traffic thing a bit…leceh.
but really, whether u die instantly or slowly after you intentionally leap into the coming traffic, nobody can say you arent fun. i mean, its like the relishing of adrenaline rush when jumping off a cliff…or base jumping, or sky diving, or many adventure sports that require you to make the first step and release…
hmm, too bad these drivers receive punishments for smth they can never avoid… some ppl just wanna have fun
ni la…redbulll punye pasal…




