good food, good sex

the clouds have parted momentarily and i was trying to make full use of it.

i just recently realized, with MUCH amusement i might add, that my appetite and my sexual energy are strangely correlated.
for the past few weeks i have noticed i lost my usual appreciation for food, their flavours…ok weird i noe. i had this ‘nikmat’ with food..smth that many of my friends dont seem to have. i dunno how to describe it.
but recently, pasal life and its baggages made me lose my lust for food. i tend to eat to survive and return the call of my grumbling stomach rather than eat EAT, you know…eat with all its accompanied gratifying sensations, swirling flavours …that happy feeling of indulgence…but honestly, up to yesterday, i really couldnt remeber the last time i had a proper meal. u know, proper proper…instead of cemil cemilan from wherever

ok i admit i havent been eating well, hence losing weight..but really not too much, and heck, who doesnt like a flatter tummy…thanks to my new and improved flat tummy, i get to wear drapey skirts without looking boncet. but really its not like on purpose…im not lindsay lohan.

buttttttt….my lovely friend WS…she sat down w me and thrust a huge plate of fish and chips from bugis banquet to my face (regular, not small), ask me to shut up and eat while i listen to her talk. well she din so much ‘ask’, but more like hold a gun to my head… but you know, tough love. she actually made the order FOR me, without consulting moi. cos she said if she left the ordering of food to me, ill prolly buy 3 siew mai. true. dont you just hate it when you become so predictable. but seriously, fantastic choice. theres not a soul i noe who dont like fish and chips. then she said, i cant talk cos when i talk i get distracted from my food. she basically wants me to recapture my satisfaction for food. (though i only smiled and complied obediently, i swear i was beaming inside…awwww…isnt she fucking swwweeeeetttttt. so concerned yet so fierce). seriously gotta treasure these moments. she was talking nonsense three quarters of the time and also realising what a fascinating conversationist i really am and how she is struggling to talk by herself with me not talking. ahhaha. cute. i love her.

and you know wad, once i reach home…i was horny giler…im like YAAHOOO…im enjoying porn again. i WAS wondering to myself these days “apa hal seh, tengah miserable miserable camni, porn pon tak luak. like the eroticism, sexual raveneous da hilang”…i look at the naked bodies like im looking at a pile of cucumbers…why cucumbers? cos theres the word ‘cum’ in it. hahahaha. im still high baby!

so i guess im seeing more of those websites in my online history page for the next few days. ahahaha.

last note, poor poor Z. got duped by a hot girl with a delicious tush. tipa tertipu…oh tidak..Ira tertiru!!…*shakes head* …oh god cruel me.

30 things…heee

found this on the archives of a lesbian’s blog. btw she’s hot. and yeah i watch a tad too much porn to agree with just about everything below. oh except no 17. she obviously has not been to asian porn sites. delish! well, hairy delish!

30 things porno producers would have us believe…

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don’t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.

[confessed, but not reformed]